Humboldt!

2004-08-14 11:40 p.m. - previous / next

I can finally sit down and take a breath!!! I just got home from 2 consecutive business trips to Humboldt County... yes, beautiful, pot-filled Humboldt. My company paid for my room that came in handy for passing out in! Mom and I rode up in a 24 foot penske, total truckin mamas all the way up but man, did we have good times talking shit about people in their cars. I know, its mean to make fun of people but ya might as well because chances are, some asshole next to you is talking shit all the same! :) Ahhh... the circle of life! ;P

Passing by Reggae on the River we managed to dodge stoned hippies coming out of the woods to hear some music and eat sugar cubes with their stoner buddies. We decided to skip the big foot museum this year and head straight for the casinos! one jager, two jagers, three jagers FOUR! im wasted, laughing, stumbling around this indian casino in a skirt. My mom is so fucking lucky, she was up 300 bucks on that silly fishing slot machine called "gone fishin". Shes so cute, she would literally touch the screen with her fingers and think that this action would bring on more bonus rounds... hee hee... that or the vodka was really kicking in! :)

The other night my mom and I got stoned together for the first time, she was so baked that I thought she would suffocate from laughing so hard! she kept saying "were lost, were lost.... where the fuck are we... then laughing.. laughing... whats that? ... im back! ... woooo wooooo!!!!!" I love my mom, she makes me laugh!!!! i was pretty baked too, I felt like i was floating over fern bridge instead of driving over it... hee hee... humboldt does grow some good green bud!

We dined at Curleys bar on main street in Ferndale, fancy shmancy place but grubbin. They ordered calamari and after i finished making fun of the baby squids and having them swim in my water glass, i tasted one and it was mmm mmm good! lol.... (cant take me anywhere!) When I got home I finally got to see Ian, whom I missed every day I was gone. He is so cute, he sprayed my luggage with his cologne so Id keep him in mind. We talked a few times a day every day I was gone and they were pretty mushy conversations.... he wants to marry me one day eventually and I told him that it would be stupid not to since we go so well together... like beer nuts and a cold hefe... awwww.... lol. No complaints here! im in love, hes in love and I start sac state in 2 weeks.... thats all thats going on for now... =)

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